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hi my name is trisha i'm nineteen years old and i really like ben wyatt and ezra koenig and yelling "FRICK" at pictures of harry styles (also lots of other things take a look around before you do anything rash)

i used to be benjiscooltimessummerjamzmix and samebutdonaldglover

feel free to talk to me or anything i'm unbearably shy at first but i'm nice and i get better i promise!!

oh my god i’ve already shared this story before but while i’m on the subject of my parents saying weird things during business trips i’m going to tell it again

one time my dad was gone for an entire week for a business trip

and the day he left the first thing my mom did was go shopping and she came home with nothing but an entire full-grown fruit tree in the back of her suv

so i was all “mother why is there an entire tree in the back of your car” and she said passionately “BECAUSE YOUR FATHER CAN’T STOP ME”

and i called him and he just said “well of course”

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Tags: she bought a tree to spite my dad  they are children  actual children  
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