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oh my god i’ve already shared this story before but while i’m on the subject of my parents saying weird things during business trips i’m going to tell it again
one time my dad was gone for an entire week for a business trip
and the day he left the first thing my mom did was go shopping and she came home with nothing but an entire full-grown fruit tree in the back of her suv
so i was all “mother why is there an entire tree in the back of your car” and she said passionately “BECAUSE YOUR FATHER CAN’T STOP ME”
and i called him and he just said “well of course”Posted 1 year ago with 8 notes